MTV VMA's

One thing about this year's VMA's that we could expect to hear about: Britney Spears, well she didn't give us a bad performance just a pretty plain Britney but considering our options I'll take plain over crazy any day.
And Russel Brand...I'm not sure if he translates into American humor very well, plus his beginning monolouge was mostly about voting for Barack Obama. Can't I just watch trashy television without hearing about some pop culture hippy man talk about politics?
Here is what I don't understand...the Jonas Brothers, where did they come from and how are they popular, I mean really?! If Hanson didn't last in the 90's then how do these, possibly even cheesier boys, drive girls all over the nation crazy? Think about it...Hanson: 3 boys, brothers, long blonde hair, high pitched voices singing about love and mmmbops. Jonas Brothers: 3 boys brothers, long brown hair, high pitched voices singing about love and other words I can't understand in that frequency. They performed tonight, the first 2 minutes consisted of the 3 boys sitting on a psuedo new york stoop swinging their curly locks to what else? A love song. Then they "jammed" out for about 30 seconds with the middle Jonas brother screaming and trying to be rock relevant, sadly for him he didn't quite deliver. I understand Miley Cyrus because we've had slews of pop princesses for years, but the Jonas Brothers will run their 15 minute timer out REAL quick.
Hmmm what else, OH YES young weezy or lil wayne or millionaire man, whatever his name is performed. With his pants halfway down his butt he once again told the world how rich he is and the crowd of millionaires loved him, ugh! But I'm not going to lie I listen to Lil' Wayne on the radio because his songs are catchy...I do not however listen to T Pain because he can't sing and he should never be allowed out of his studio. If all your songs are done on synthesizer how do you expect to sing live? AND why do rappers insist on hanging on to their crotch? I think it's because they need some sort of security blanket. If they didn't grab their crotch then what on earth would they do with their hands, they definitely wouldn't bust out some sweet dance moves.

Ooooo Miley Cyrus is up next....let the pedophiles rejoice, underage jail bait who doesn't mind flaunting her body to millions of Internet hungry photo stealers.

That's all I have to rant about for now, I think.



P.S. MTV said that the Twilight book series has trumped Harry Potter...I beg to differ, and I'm sure J.K. would too.