I have this doll, ironically named Dolly, that I have successfully kept unharmed for 24 years of my life which is a HUGE accomplishment considering what I put her through. Seriously, I brought this thing with me everywhere and when my mom tried to wash her I would sit by the laundry room and wait until she was clean. She is in this bunny costume, which used to be white but now it's very dingy, and she is just the best thing ever. When my house caught on fire in '96 my dad went back into the house to find her because I was so upset. She survived a freaking fire that took my whole closet, ended up breaking my bed and destroying most of my toys...but she survived.
I don't sleep with her anymore because a) I am 24; b) I have a husband to cuddle with and the most important reason c)I really wanted to keep her as intact as possible to pass on to my future child.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The new dog, Duke, has proved himself a murderer and Harley was his accomplice!!!!!!! I woke up this morning to find this...get ready for a sequence of unsettling photos.
Needless to say, I bawled like a little baby for about 20 minutes.
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Ok so your post just seriously depressed me. I was like awww my friend's as big of a loser as I am - apparently my short term memory loss kicked in. As soon as I read the happiness that is the doll...I immediately forgot about the title of your blog "Attempted Murder" - way to depress me.
Madi has actually been playing on my bed and I'll be laughing with her...and then she'll like, move toward puffy and I immediately lose my smile and tell her I will put her up for adoption if she touches puffy.
On another note...I am 24 and still sleep with Puffy. The real adults accept it.
Secretly...I know I'm a loser.
HAhaha, yeah I am totally depressed about my loss! But at least they didn't tear her completely apart, Jeff said we are going to try to reconstruct her if that is at all possible.
I would watch Puffy...you never know what dogs will do!!
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